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THE WORLD’S FIRST RETARDED AI
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THE BIRTH OF $TIMMY: A TOKEN TOO CHAOTIC TO FAIL
In a crypto world obsessed with “utility” and “roadmaps,” a hero emerged from the ashes of sanity: $TIMMY. Born in the depths of a Colorado basement (allegedly owned by two guys who sound suspiciously like Trey and Matt), this token exists for one reason: to scream “TIMMY!” into the void of Wall Street’s algorithmic hellscape.
How It Started
After watching hedge funds cry over GameStop and Elon Musk tweet dog memes, we realized crypto needed a hero who embodied pure, unhinged rebellion. Enter $Timmy—South Park’s wheelchair-bound chaos agent who laughs at “market caps” and eats “whitepapers” for breakfast. We’re here to mock the crypto-industrial complex. Think of us as the South Park episode that roasts Bitcoin Bros, NFT grifters, and anyone who unironically says “HODL.”
Why $TIMMY ?
After watching a marathon of South Park’s most unhinged episodes, a group of crypto degenerates asked: “What if we made a token that’s as beautifully stupid as Timmy himself?”
The Vision: No whitepapers. No promises. Just pure, uncut satire—mocking every overhyped coin, rug pull, and “to the moon” cringe-fest. Timmy’s iconic lack of coherence became the blueprint. $TIMMY isn’t a “store of value”… it’s a store of chaos.
And so, $TIMMY was born: a middle finger to "serious" crypto, wrapped in a meme, dipped in satire, and lit on fire.
We’re not a “currency.” We’re a vibe—a screaming, wheelchair-drifting, NFT-crushing vibe.
Contract Address
CA:
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DISCLAIMER (FOR THE LAWYERS WE CAN’T AFFORD)
$TIMMY is a parody. We’re not liable if you:
Yolo your rent money.
Get dumped for screaming “TIMMY!” at dinner.
Become a meme stock villain on CNBC
MEET THE TEAM (WE’RE DEFINITELY NOT TROLLS)
CEO
Timmy Burch
(Screams incoherently, rolls through walls)
CTO
Jimmy Valmer
(Writes code with his comedy stand-up mic)
Legal
Mr. Hankey
(He’s a piece of poop, but he’s our piece of poop)
Community Manager
Eric Cartman
(Promises lambos, delivers chicken nuggets)
